As you sit and stare at me
I wonder what it is you see
With those mysterious devil eyes
That I have always idolized
I know that I will always love you
No matter what evil thing you do
But it is not infrequently
That we find we differ, disagree
For we are not alike, not at all
It's the difference between big and small
I'm always the one to choose the game
And you sit, tolerant and tame
Pretending you don't really mind
Until your tolerance ends and you find
Some opportunity to run away
And find your own game to play
But you were never one to let go
Sweet revenge is yours to show
Of your anger I am unaware
Innocently I smile, forgetting the day's affair
You wait until the moment's ripe
Find a vulnerable spot and take a swipe
Leave me to cry my alligator tears
Remind me of all my pains and fears
But the next day dawns new and bright
Yesterday left behind, everything set right
And as I devise another childish activity
You sit and flick your tail suspiciously
Methodically twitching its black-tipped end
As always, my kitty-cat, my nemesis, my friend